not so deep (chatty)

73 questions with (not) vogue

Hi angels,

Long story short I didn’t like any of the stuff I had in drafts for this week because it all felt too deep or rambly (is that a word) so I decided to do something a little lighter and answer some questions instead! I haven’t done one of these posts in over a year now so I guess it’s kinda overdue, also I’ll be answering them in the way that I usually speak (aka like a 9 year old with no caps or punctuation) because I feel like it gets my answers / personality across better rather than sounding overly blunt and formal, even though it’s going to bug me when I post this since everything will look so messy. Am I overthinking things as always? Yes, yes I am. Let’s get into it.

Are you outgoing or shy?
mmmm i’m outgoing when i need to be but normally i’m quite reserved though i wouldn’t say shy,  i guess i jus only speak when i need to idk . i’m more of a listener

What kind of people are you attracted to?
i feel like this means in terms of personality so ppl who are open minded, respectful, creative, mysterious, passionate & no.1 u have to be funny !! i’m definitely attracted to ppl who care about things n are passionate & humour is an absolute must

Do you smile at strangers?
i have social anxiety karen

What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“thank u i will tell him” bc my brother said he liked harry styles’ new song hnsdkf

Do you like it when people play with your hair?
yes omg it makes me so sleepy

What are you paranoid about?
i have anxiety karen

Do you think there is life on other planets?
i hope so bc considering the rate at which the human race is going we have to pray there’s more intelligent life out there

What are you bad habits?
playing with my hair !! it’s literally what i’m known for i absolutely cannot stop . i guarantee i’ll b doing it at any given time throughout the day i’m literally doing it right now as i answer this hnhsdjsk

Do you have trust issues?
for sure tho we don’t wanna hear ab those so i’ll move on

What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
does my facial shape count ?? is that a thing

Who are you most comfortable around?
myself ?? can i say that . or my doggo bc he can’t judge me and even if he does he can’t tell me how stupid he thinks i am so we all good

Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
my hair is like down to my hips pls i need a haircut

Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
for sure, i actually don’t think i’ve ever told someone i did like them & if they ever knew ab it it was bc they’d figured it out themselves probably

What do you say during awkward silences?
nothing . i’m a psycho & find awkward silences rly amusing so i’ll purposely avoid talking in order to make the situation more awkward

If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
i’ve zoned out for the 8923498th time that day

Favourite colour?
blue (daba dee daba da)

Are you hungry right now?
is this a trick question when am i not hungry

Craving something? What?
a sense of purpose *violin plays in background*

How many pillows do you sleep with?
3 but they have to be the right 3 or i can’t sleep

Favourite animal?
ellies 🐘❤️

Favourite movie?

Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
baby turtle squirt he is SO cute

Do you type fast?
yes and if i had a pound for every time someone said “wOaH cAlm dOwN sToP aTtAcKiNg tHe kEybOaRd” because i type so quickly i’d be the richest woman on earth

Can you spell well?
is it arrogant if i say yes ?? i’m literally a spelling & grammar freak . my biggest pet peeve is people who spell things wrong and are grammatically incorrect at all times . i have to strongly refrain myself from correcting people because i know how annoying i am

Do you miss anyone from your past?
yeah but i’m sure they don’t miss me so let’s not think ab it

Ever broken someone’s heart?
imagine someone liking u enough that u have the power to break their heart can’t relate

Have you ever been on a horse?
yes and this was not the question but i have also been off a horse i actually think i’ve spent more time being thrown off a horse than i have being on one

Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
yes just show me a bts music video and i’m off

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
literally my boss at work because i have a mental breakdown any time i leave the confinements of my house

Favourite book?
all the bright places, jennifer niven / the catcher in the rye, j.d. salinger

Can you keep white shoes clean?
yes which i’ve realised is so sad but i wear white shoes all the time and they somehow always remain whiter than simon cowell’s teeth

Would you change your name?
i’ve thought about it so many times but haven’t gotten around to it yet mostly bc i’m scared of what people would say

What’s your zodiac sign?
lil aquarius gal

Do you like subway?
i’ve had subway approximately 3 times in my life when i was like 5 so i’m gonna say no but it always smells nice tho

Favourite lyrics right now?
not a lyric but lose you to love me by selena gomez has some rly nice words right now also “touch me ’til i find myself in a feeling, tell me with your hands that you’re never leaving” from easy by camila !!

Stupidest lie you’ve ever told?
i just laughed out loud remembering this but i was like 12 and i was about to go round my friend’s house but i’d had an argument with my mum just before and i’d cried a lot so my eyes were rly red & puffy then i got to my friend’s house and they were like “…are you okay” and i said yeah and that the reason i’d been crying is because i’d just found out that my favourite pair of jeans had ripped HNHJSDK HOW STUPID WHO DID I THINK WOULD BELIEVE THAT

Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed i’m literally the most sensitive sleeper it takes me about 3 weeks to fall asleep at a time

How tall are you?
ok here’s a story so when i was 13 my science teacher told me i was 5’6 so when anyone ever asked me how tall i was i’d say 5’6 because that’s what i’d been told but then when i was 15 i moved to a new school that had just opened so to get all of the students to get to know each other we did this warm up exercise where the class had to stand in height order and get this i was the THIRD shortest person in the class. i was stood next to these rly short ppl like ??? surely i can’t be this small  – i’d always been average height and was never known for being short or anything but anyway they measured me and turns out i’m actually 5’2 let’s not talk about it

Summer or Winter?
winter !! i wish it could be winter all year round

Night or Day?
night . i don’t generally come alive until at least 7pm

Favourite month?
january 👽

Are you a vegetarian?
yes !! i feel like a lot of ppl don’t know this about me but yes . hi 🌱 and if ur a fellow veggie also hi ily

Mars or Snickers?
mars, i’ve actually never had a snickers in my life

Do you believe in ghosts?
u bet 👽

Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line?
“Joy opens the latticed screen door to the carport and I walk out, grateful our shifts won’t coincide much.” idk who joy is or where she’s going but i hope she made it there safely

And there we have it loves !! Hope it was something a little different, it was lighter and a lot more chattier than a lot of the stuff I have in drafts so I hope it was okay !!

All my love,

Chloe .xx

30 thoughts on “73 questions with (not) vogue

  1. Chloe, this is one of your best blog posts!!! I love the way you write and your sense of humour is incredible. I really hope I was not meant to take this blog post seriously because I certainly did not. Also, hello fellow veggie xx

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    1. Ahh thank you so much Hannah !! That means so much. You were absolutely not meant to take this post seriously so you’re spot on haha. Hello fellow veggie !! 🌱❤️ xx


  2. Ahhh I love this post, I feel like I have learnt a lot about your personality from this! I absolutely love Winter too, summer is so gross haha. ‘I have social anxiety karen’ hahahahah you are brilliant xxx

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  3. I love this. It is so awesome to learn more about you, although these answers further confirm the theory that you may secretly be a highly-functioning sociopath.

    Karen is such a b-word lmao she’s so insensitive. I love your sense of humor.

    I see what you did there with your answer to what your favorite color is. Fun tangent: I’ve always know the existence of that song, like every normal human being. I would hear it over the years from time to time, but a few months ago, for some reason, I felt compelled to listen to it. So I did, again and again and again, and then I realized that I love this song so much and that it is one of the greatest songs of all time (John Mayer wishes he made this masterpiece 🏃🏾‍♀️). I told my friends this and they looked at me weird coz I was only now realizing how much of a classic the song was haha.

    Hope you’re doing well, and PLEASE take it easy, although I know you’re stubborn and don’t like being told what to do 🙄

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    1. I am indeed a highly functioning sociopath – I’m glad you’ve realised before it’s too late.

      Karen is that woman with the “can I speak to the manager” haircut. You just know she is. I’ve also just had another listen to Blue because your…review, sparked my interest. I’m sure John Mayer was credited on writing it somewhere…he must be…

      The guy singing the chorus sounds like how I do right now with this chest infection. I should’ve been the main vocalist for that song, too bad I was only…9 months old old when it came out. I could’ve been a star.

      Me ??? Stubborn ???? I’ve no idea what you’re talking about…


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  4. Thanks for sharing more about yourself. I appreciate you talking about your anxiety because it took me a while to realize I had anxiety and I wasn’t just completely nuts.
    I think I’m going to borrow this idea, but I will give you credit for it:)

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