You knew it was coming. Queue first impressions.
20.05.22 – 12:00am

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music for a sushi restaurant
omg how funky . heās yelling . ok he just yelled . or screamed. whatever. lots of synth . WHAT IS THIS VOICE ???? i canāt understand a thing but i love it . heās talking about food . whatās with this voice iām obsessed . everything is soft. CAUSE I LOVE YOU BABE IN EVERY KIND OF WAY ????? help . alright now heās harmonising with himself and it sounds like heaven . the angels have arrived. i love this choir . still canāt understand a thing . ok heās saying music for a sushi restaurant . makes sense. you know i love you babe again . help . whatever heās saying at the beginning of this chorus is great . iām thinking about beauty school dropout from grease . iāve never had sushi . or been in a sushi restaurant . if this is the vibe tho iām there . he just screamed again . now another weird synth . LOVE .
late night talking
why does he sound so different i love it . WHO IS THIS ??? if ur feeling down i just wanna make u happier baby š¦ i love u . the chorus !!!! THE SOUND OF THIS CHORUS I LOVE WHATEVER TONE THIS IS YIKES . everything sounds so 80s and retro iām obsessed !!!!! help . someone send help . the chorus is coming again iām going to scream . help . i jus wanna make u happier baby (!!!) THE SOUND OF THE CHORUS HNNNG HELP. i love him . snip the chorus and play it on repeat for the rest of my life please and thank you . everything is so funky i love it.
grapejuice
1 2 3ā¦.who was THAT. why does this instrument sound a bit like a duck . not that i know what the instrument is ā¦long intro. ok heās singing in whispers please help . flowers for you ??? flowers for YOU more like . i understand nothing else . this is so lazy and chill and great . the whole thing sounds like itās behind a screen and iām not mad about it . itās giving me rex orange county vibes and someone else i canāt think of . grape juice blues ???? help
daylight
some more synthy weirdness again i love it . something about nose bleeds and horoscopes . relatable . cocaine ??? not relatable but weāll go for it . if i was a bluebird i would fly to you š¦ the sweetness . okay NOW weāre talking . the bass just kicked in . and cymbals ??? weāre on bicycles saying thereās life out there . sigh . sigh . you be the spoon dip you in honey so i could be sticking to ya . oh wow. this is so catchy i love .
little freak
i literally have no idea what this is going to involve . jezebel ??? you bring blue lights to dreams . oh wow . somehow youāve become some paranoia ⦠yes. ok i think these are my favourite lyrics ever . definitely so far . this is poetry . the beauty !!! just thinking about you . (me @ harry at all times) did you dress up for halloween . why are these my favourite lyrics EVER iām obsessed . reminds me of glass animals . think this might be my favourite song so far, how beautiful .
matilda
before this has even started knowing what i know about it already i think itās going to fuck me up . ok itās started . i feel like i donāt want to type . you donāt have to be sorry for leaving and growing up ⦠sigh . matilda you talk of the pain like itās all alright, but i know that you feel like a piece of youās dead inside ⦠shit. you framed all your posters and dyed your clothes . i feel like i donāt want to type which is why thereās nothing written here . i donāt believe that time will change your mind .
cinema
can we have something thatās not going to make me cry please . ok NOW weāre talking . YOU GOT THE CINEMA ??? pure funk . itās you and iām not getting over it (me @ harry forever). i just think youāre cool, i dig your cinema . do you think iām cool too or am i too into ya ? HELP !!! this is so funky iām obsessed . second favourite sound after little freak ?? i love this chorus so much yikes . oh heās so cool . itās unreal . now heās yelling cinema . i want to be him . this is literally just pure funk iām obsessed . he is the best . okay he just fucking screeched cinema iām going to lose it . or scream . probably both . he is so fucking cool .
daydreaming
FAVOURITE INTRO OF ANYTHING SO FAR HOLY SHIT . getting 5sos vibes from if these walls could talk . this intro is literally fucking GREAT . she said love me like you pay me holy FUCK. so give me all of your love give me something to dream about jeeeeez . this little intro theyāve got repeatedly playing slaps . SLAPS. this is going to be in my head forever . this music is so fucking good god help us if he ever stops . god help us all . i think this is new new second favourite after little freak . cinema is falling to third for now iām sorry . this is so GOOD . this is disco hypnotic . HELP !! he just screeched again . play this song at my funeral goodnight
keep driving
this sounds like when youāve been underwater in a swimming pool and you come up back into the world and everything is cold and close . or like an indie movie when they’re driving in the rain. like teotfw. ok he literally just said the word swimming pool so thereās that . hash brown egg yolk i will always love you š¦ go away harry literally get away from me you canāt write shit like this and expect everything to be alright some of us are trying to live around here . i donāt want to think about anything . cocaine side boob is that an actual thing i just heard . i hope so. should we just keep driving? yes, yes we should. the end.
satellite
these song titles are underwhelming that the songs themselves are even more surprising. that rhymed. do you wanna talk? yes, iād love to. the chorus has kicked in itās funkkkkky . everything here is funky . this whole album is funky i love it. if anyone could see me rn my head is bopping so much it might fall off. completely irrelevant to whatās happening right now but i just remembered i took a tablet about an hour ago and iām not tired yet . anyway . OK THE BRIDGE . help. did i see this coming i think not . heās screeching again when will it end i love this so much i canāt cope
boyfriends
did i hear this at coachella and say fuck you to my boyfriend who didnāt appreciate it in the slightest yes i did. to boyfriends everywhere, fuck you. i actually think i wouldāve preferred to hear this for the first time as the studio version because i think the lyrics wouldāve surprised me. a lot. in a good away. youāre no closer to him now youāre halfway home . fuck off harry . ok the lyrics are too much if i was a stronger person iād skip this but we all know i wonāt do that because who am i but a slave to this man . ok thatās enough next. iām in pain .
love of my life
me @ harry for the last 12 years of my life. 2010 was the beginning of the end. do we really have to start this with baby youāre the love of my life havenāt i already suffered enough. i thought this was about england iād rather he sang about the chippy (cos we all love them). do we love england ?? yeah itās alright i guess, thereās worse places for us to be. heās not even singing about that . is he saying ARE the love of my life or were ??? i think were. i donāt know you half as well as all my friends jeeeez. i can see why this is the last song. thank god it is ācause i need a break. play this as we run down the aisle away from our to-be husbands because thereās a scandalous murder about to happen. or has it already happened? who knows
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favourites
1) little freak
2) daydreaming
3) daylight
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All my love,
Chloe .xx
haha I was you when I was listening to Late Night Talking… this song is such a vibe. Actually the whole album is so refreshing and soothing.
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Right !! The whole album is just fantastic, I think it’s his best one yet!
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I love how perfectly identical our reactions were, I think my favourites are definitely Little Freak, Cinema and Daylight!! Such a good album oh my days
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Cinema is probably my fourth fave, the whole album is just great. Little Freak tho !!! INSANE
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